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    im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now


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    procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

    Anonymous asked:
    1, 2, 12, 22, 23 and 36
    • 1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?

    I was stressed and vodka is great lol

    • 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?

    Well if she wants to keep it who am I to say no? But I’m careful tbh

    12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?


    Possibly lol


    22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?


    My most recent one. One of them don’t count and I avoid the rest for the most part. 

    23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?

    I’m horny, and I’m craving attention lol

    36. Do you have drama in your life?


    Not necessarily. more like unsettledness lol


    Anonymous asked:
    1, 8

    1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?


    I was stressed and vodka is great lol

    8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?

    Just recently actually. I had a feeling deep down and it was haunting me.


    *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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    I finally found one that isn't lame and super long
    • 1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
    • 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
    • 3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
    • 4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
    • 5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
    • 6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
    • 7. Do you like vanilla candles?
    • 8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
    • 9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
    • 10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
    • 11. What did you have for breakfast?
    • 12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?
    • 13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
    • 14. What time did you wake up today?
    • 15. How long until your next birthday?
    • 16. What was the last movie you watched?
    • 17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
    • 18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
    • 19. What’s the last song you heard?
    • 20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
    • 21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
    • 22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
    • 23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
    • 24. Where’s the last place you went?
    • 25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
    • 26. Has anyone let you down recently?
    • 27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
    • 28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
    • 29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
    • 30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
    • 31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
    • 32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
    • 33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
    • 34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
    • 35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
    • 36. Do you have drama in your life?
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    1,527 plays Let Me Blow Your Mind Eve w/ Gwen Stefani Scorpion

    cutterpillar:

    Eve Ft.Gwen Stefani-Let Me Blow Ya Mind
    Everyone had one..

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    haitianprophet:

    What was your high school nickname?

    Mine was (and still is) Rock.

    The Brain Bruiser… I slammed this boys head in the door my Freshman year because he kept fucking with me.

    Skinny jeans. Because I wore skinny jeans.

    Boobs, for obvious reasons. all my friends still call me that.

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